Sex education ...
In the last year of primary school - when I was 10 - we had a brief sex education class.

I remember my wonderfully repressed mother's advice: "Don't laugh." That actually was the extent of the sexual guidance I received from my parents.

So, the lesson arrives after much anticipation, and much laughter ...

I don't remember most of the video, but there was a section where they used shadow puppets to show the "act".

I remember seeing the man (puppet) inserting himself into the woman (puppet) unguided and without issue.

For years I thought that the penis must be like a snake, and was able to wriggle and burrow its way inside.

Was fucking terrified of boys for a long time after that.
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 19:41, Reply)