Poor Andy.
Andy was (very briefly) my friend in Year 8. He transferred to my school in the middle of the year. He wouldn't say why, but he acted like it was something 'wrong' whenever it was brought up.

After a couple of months he was gone again! Nothing was said officially, but the word went round that he'd been caught having a wank in the school toilets.

Years later I met up with some people who'd gone to other schools and knew Andy - or had heard of his work. Yes, schools plural.

Poor Andy had been caught having a wank in the toilets, in every school in the world.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:15, Reply)