Polaroids
A bloke in my secondary school class, when we were about 15, appeared one day with a couple of Polaroid photos, which seemed to be causing a bit of a stir. So I asked what all the bother was about.

Turns out this chap, who was a bit of a weirdo, had been rummaging through his parents' wardrobe, and discovered his dad's porn stash. Fair enough.

But on further digging, he'd also found some more 'private' images. Home-brewed Polaroid pics of his mother.

Naked.

On her period. With blood dripping down her leg.

I nearly spewed. I can only imagine how shocked I'd have been to have found such photos of my mother, and the last thing I'd have done is to have taken them to school to let my classmates see!

Bloody pervert.

His mum had nice tits though
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:19, 4 replies)

This kid...
is he either in a mental institution or a sitting Member of Parliament now???
( SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:59, closed)

I just looked him up
on Friends Reunited.

He's not listed. I suspect he may be residing in an establishment for a period determined by Her Majesty's pleasure...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:29, closed)

Shame...
He'd have got my vote...
( SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:49, closed)

It was bad enough when you called him a 'bloody' pervert
However 'I suspect he may be residing in an establishment for a period determined by Her Majesty's pleasure...'

Sounds right up his alley.
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:23, closed)