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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Static
You know how when you get out of the car on a dry day, and you sometimes get a hock when you touch the metalwork of the door? Well, that happens to me a lot. I seem to generate and hold static electricity rather well. I am, in effect, a large Van de Graaf generator. In my student years, I discovered that I would inadvertently blow up electronic circuits, which I've had to be careful of since.

Anyway, at secondary school in the '80s, I used to wear a parka during winter months. You know the type, green with an orange lining and furry hood. If I ran down the stairs, rubbing my sleeve on the plastic banisters, I could generate some significant charge. The discharge initially happened accidentally (no taking that phrase out of context, now!) when I touched something metallic, but I soon learned that I could touch my finger to some point of someone else's anatomy, and give them a shock.

Numerous girls at my school had their noses sparked by me over that period.

Did I mention I was quite late in losing my virginity....?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:41, 3 replies)
"sparks flew"
"It was just electric"
"I felt like I'd been struck by lightning"
"My digital watch is broken..."
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:03, closed)
Did you fidget a lot?
I used to become rather sparky sitting on school chairs, and that is the only explanation I can come up with.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:43, closed)
I think
it's just the fact I wore rubber soled shoes a lot!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 12:22, closed)

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