Infant school was where it started...
I was hung up a tree at the bottom of the school playing fields one lunch time. Not by a noose, but by my rather fetching duffle coat. (It was 1983)

Nobody noticed I was missing for a good few hours, when eventually a teacher found me looking rather for lawn and down beat, stuck like a turkey awaiting slaughter.

I still have nightmares to this day....and I never will forget those responsible....you know who you are!!! I'll get you back one day!!
(iwantmybed Is counting down the hours till home time on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:33, 3 replies)

whilst " looking rather for lawn" is technically accurate in this instance as you were suspended from a tree,
I wonder did you mean "forlorn"?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:35, closed)

Why...
Yes...yes I did...damn you spell checker!!!
(iwantmybed Is counting down the hours till home time on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:44, closed)

Beaten to it! ^
~carries on her way~
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:27, closed)