Sweary Kid

There was a kid at my school named Darren. It was an absolute fucking joy to have lessons with him because he had no concept that swearing in front of teachers when asked to respond to a question would get him into trouble.

When asked for a critique of D. H. Lawrence's Women In Love, he summed it up as:

"A story about blokes fucking."

And was promptly dispatched to the head's office.

The best Darren moment occured during biology when the ultra Catholic twunt teaching us explained that masturbation was a sin, and that God was watching if you defield your body with a quick nocturnal hand shandy.

Darren, sitting at the back of the class, piped up:

"God's watching...? What a fucking pervert..."

Darren works as a civil engineer now.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)