PE
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Just remembered this one.

Lots of the weedy, fat and lazy kids used to bring notes to the PE teacher, written by their parents, explaining why their precious couldn't do PE. The PE teacher would generally read them, grimace, and then nod for them to sit down on the bench.

Until this one day.

Tony walked up to PE teacher and handed him his parents sealed envelope. Teacher opened it, did a double take, and then started laughing. Then he read it out.

"Dear Mr Simmons

Please excuse Tony from PE as he's a lazy bastard"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)