School Days"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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C-c-c-c-corkyWe had a physics teacher by the name of Corky. Or more properly C-c-c-c-corky thanks to his impressive stutter. He was a mean old bastard but very funny.
One day he decided to demonstrate radiation. He asked one of the many class geeks (of which I too was one) to hold a Geiger counter and stand in front of a gamma radiation source.
The worried lad asked:"But won't that make me sterile."
Came the answer: "In your c-c-c-case, Andrew, I d-d-d-don'think it'll m-m-m-m-matter."
Happy days.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:05,
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