Fun with gas
Being a trustee inmate at my Secondary Modern, we were allowed to do extra metalwork at lunchtime. We made little steam engines which we proceeded to run with the gas torches, rather than the puny spirit lamps we were supposed to make.

Little arsonists that we were, and Mr Beer trusting us. we tended to have gas gun fights, only just avoiding setting fire each other. Firing the gun at full tilt into the lid of a dustbin always looked spectacular.

One day we were were bored so Roy stuck his head in a tea chest previously filled with gas... it went woomph when we lit it, and he pulled his head out pretty sharpish. We pissed ourselves as, and I apologise in advance to everyone, this golliwog looked around the room. Having reomoved his specs, he looked like a panda. We never did it again, and we remained innocent in the eyes of the staff. The strange thing is, I think Roy suggested it.

Cherry Popped.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:26, 1 reply)

ho ho
Top marks for topical gollywog reference!
(aroe_m0rre, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:34, closed)