I think
we really need to see some photographic evidence of this school uniform that you used to wear.

I'm really not convinced. Ahem.

*unzips in expectation*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:49, 1 reply)

I wish I could tell you that I looked fantastic in it
but sadly the uniform was a distant relative to Spike Milligan's army uniform - designed to collect soup and make you look like a badly made bed. Of nettles.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:53, closed)

*deflates rapidly*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:56, closed)

See!
Imagination is always far, far better.

Mind you, we did all wear stockings.

And matching undies.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:59, closed)

What colour?
*considers unzipping again*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:16, closed)

'badly made bed'
*chokes*

That's how to describe the effect of girls school uniform! One either looks like a porn star or a badly made bed. Oh God was I ever the latter.

Thank you so very, very much chickenlady.

you have filled a huge descriptive-phrase hole in my mind. I will never forget this.
(HaHa!Snakes! was last seen on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:07, closed)