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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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B3tards... The Next Generation

This is great!

I've just got off the phone from my girlfriend, who works as a support assistant in a school in Camden.

Liz dresses down for work - not the usual PVC hotpants in front of the kiddies.

Today she was busy fixing some of the kids paintings to the wall when she looks down between her legs and sees a little blonde blue eyed darling grinning up at her.

The little shit was lying flat on his back staring up, enjoying the view as Liz had her legs straddled slightly.

"What are you doing?" Liz asked.

The reply:

"Looking at your knickers, Miss..."

(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:59, 7 replies)
Aw, bless...
A true pervert in the making.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:08, closed)

It warms my cockles to know that the future of B3ta is in safe (pervy little) hands.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:19, closed)
Like it, like it, like it
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:55, closed)
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:56, closed)
When playing pool on holiday, I felt a strange tickly sensation against my thigh. Two boys, about 12, were using a pool cue to raise my skirt up at the back when I leaned over to take a shot. I was so impressed by their shamelessness and ingenuity that we got chatting. Although I declined their request to show them my tits "just for a second, please?" I rewarded them by purchasing them their very own soft-core pornographic magazine, in Portuguese. I made their night.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:54, closed)
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:58, closed)
Boys will be boys.
This could easily have been me 25 years ago.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 5:47, closed)

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