The school freak
Let's call him Y

During a rugby match he squatted and did a dump in the middle of the pitch, then started throwing it.

Urinated on a 6th former while in the first year (beats ensued).

Asked a teacher for a blow job.

The classic was when he called up a classmates mum in the middle of the day and told her he's fallen out of a window and died. She got a shocker when he came home

Length? girth? not very big, we all saw cos he flashed it round a bit
(alpha doesn't have a witty phrase to write here, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)