Bad words...
John hadn't been to England before.

He came from Japan and spoke very little English.

Within days his vocabulary flourished, though not necessarily with the words needed to succeed in life.

But he was keen and wanted desperately to use the words he'd been given.

An attempt at long jump soon highlighted the misguided lessons he'd received.

And the very straight laced, deeply religious PE teacher didn't appreciated his outburst at getting his run up badly wrong.

"Shit, fuck, cock, wank, tits, fuck." wasn't quite the anticipated display of frustration, and our laughter left no doubt as to who was responsible for teaching John the "bad words".

Detentions were handed out quite liberally.
( Moey, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:06, Reply)