Yeah, great, innit?
A few years ago I had an ancient camper van. While it was at my brother's for yet another major repair, his neighbour backed his van into it, ripping off an external metal strip.

When he jumped out and ran round to inspect the damage and apologise, I held up the broken part and wailed 'You bastard! You stuffed my funky strut!'

All three of us were laughing like fools for ten minutes, as we stuck it back on.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:50, Reply)