School Days"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Discussing the war....Our Primary School class were discussing World War 2. Our teacher asked if we knew anyone who fought in the war.
My mate Tommy put his hand up. "Me Miss. My grandad fought in the war!"
"Did he Tommy? Excellent. He must have lots of interesting stories to tell?"
"Yes Miss. He was injured in an explosion and had a piece of sharpnel stuck up his arsehole."
"Rectum, Tommy."
"Rectum? Nearly fucking killed him Miss."
*Thanks to Pooflake for reminding me of this one*
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
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