And Another Poo Flake
"Can anyone give me a sentence with the word "contagious" in it?

Little Johnny stuck his hand up.

"Yes, little Johnny?"

"My dad was watching the neighbor painting his garage with a two inch brush and he said that's going to take the contagious"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:19, 6 replies)

Arf!...

I was beginning to suspect that my earlier effort had overloaded your 'crap-joke-ometer'

But you're obviously made of stronger stuff!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:25, closed)

I Can't
match you for puns but I'll take you on in the crap joke stakes.


My all time favorite crap joke is ancient, I've told it a million times but it still makes me laugh.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

*giggle*

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:31, closed)

Hahaha...!

What's orange and sounds like a Parrot?

...

A Carrot.

I give up
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:33, closed)

What do
you a call with no arms and no legs in the sea?


Bob
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:37, closed)

I always thought...

A man with no arms and legs in the sea was called 'Clever dick'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:43, closed)

How does a welshman pick his nose
Caerphilly

/gets coat and runs
(Stringy, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:42, closed)