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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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And Another Poo Flake
"Can anyone give me a sentence with the word "contagious" in it?

Little Johnny stuck his hand up.

"Yes, little Johnny?"

"My dad was watching the neighbor painting his garage with a two inch brush and he said that's going to take the contagious"

(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:19, 6 replies)

I was beginning to suspect that my earlier effort had overloaded your 'crap-joke-ometer'

But you're obviously made of stronger stuff!
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:25, closed)
I Can't
match you for puns but I'll take you on in the crap joke stakes.

My all time favorite crap joke is ancient, I've told it a million times but it still makes me laugh.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick


(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:31, closed)

What's orange and sounds like a Parrot?


A Carrot.

I give up
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:33, closed)
What do
you a call with no arms and no legs in the sea?

(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:37, closed)
I always thought...

A man with no arms and legs in the sea was called 'Clever dick'
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:43, closed)
How does a welshman pick his nose

/gets coat and runs
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:42, closed)

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