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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Bollocky Brenda The Nut Nurse
BGB has reminded me of another incident when the school nurse visited to do the cough and drop test on the boys.

Basically this entailed (fnar fnar) the boys stripping down to nobbut a vest. At this point they were asked to bend over and the nurse would gently cup your bollocks and ask you to cough. The cough would cause the said bollocks to rise and fall thereby confirming that normal development was in operation. One poor unfortunate came out of the examination hunched over, clutching his gentleman’s requisites with tears streaming down his face. Obviously the rest of us went white with fear and enquired as to what savagery the vicious harridan had delivered upon him.

“No,” he said. “It was my fault. I thought she said ‘Off!’ and I started to run while she had hold of my nuts.”

I’ll be under the pier all week.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:22, Reply)

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