Pffft
even if Mrs Sexmonkey were imaginary, she'd still count as one more girlfriend than you'll ever have.

I've only mentioned her in a couple of my more popluar posts, unlike you, always going on about 'hahaha this person lost a finger', 'hahaha, this person lost a hand'

BO-RING. Nobody wants to read your crappy little stories anymore, go away and stab yourself in the willy, at least then it might feel something.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:11, 1 reply)

This is fuckin' pointless.
Like talking to a retard.
Listen carefully, I don't give a shit that you don't like my posts, so instead of crying about it like a freshly-buggered choir-boy, just click the fuckin' ignore button.

I'm gonna do the same, as you've proved yourself a waste of my time.
This conversation is over.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:21, closed)

You're a big fat girly
child molesting gayer and nobody loves you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:24, closed)