Fuck off,
This is one of your posts. It's gonna end up drowned in the sea of mediocre posts, like all of your other shit.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:40, 1 reply)

Meh.
This is the first question I've replied to in months, I used to be a regular on the Best page, 'til you ruined B3ta with your monotonous, rambling posts about your bland, insignificant life.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:42, closed)

I ruined b3ta?
Interesting... I get the feeling that you being a regular on the "Best Of" was directly tied in to how sorry people felt for you.

I get the feeling you'd be more at home using crayons and your own faecal matter than something as complex as a computer keyboard.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:45, closed)

As much as I enjoy using my crayons and faeces
I find that the keyboard is a far better instrument for baiting you with.

You mongicidal fucktard.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:47, closed)

Mongicidal?
Surely it's obvious, even to an insect like you, that "Mongicidal" isn't actually in insult.

If anything, it means "someone who kills mongs".
So, thank you for suggesting that I'd like to tidy up the gene-pool a little. It's a shame you've had a chance to pass yours on already though.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:50, closed)

This is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about
Do you seriously think that it's ok to murder disabled people?

Of course you don't, you're just a fannyflap who couldn't tie his own shoelaces for toffee.

You still live at home, don't you Kaol? -and Mummy makes you dinner every night. You don't have anything going for you. You're a loser.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:52, closed)

Yeah, I live at home.
I don't have a problem with it, I'm young, and it's cheap.

If I got to your age and was, then I'd worry.
Although if I got to your age and was getting wound up by having an argument on the internet, I'd seriously consider finding the quickest way down from a tall building.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:58, closed)

Oh believe me
I'm not wound up in the slightest. I'm just enjoying myself. Exposing you as the whiney, pathetic little girl-child that you are has been the most fun I've had all week.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:05, closed)