Oh fuck off
if this is between you and Bert then fine but no need to have a pop at everyone else just because you're having a little spat on the internet
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:03, 2 replies)

Oi!!!
Your supposed to me servicing my every sexual whim, pal!

Get back to work.

Make love not war and all that bollocks...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:05, closed)

Arse biscuits!
I can multi task tho!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:06, closed)

This is what I mean
the bloke's a cock.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:05, closed)

I see you're not denying
The kiddy-fiddling allegations.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:10, closed)

Why would I?
It's consentual, and somebody has to teach them the ways of the force
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:12, closed)

^^
Seconded

he needs taking to hand, he seriously does
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:13, closed)

That''s what I'm here for
No need to thank me, I'm just doing my job.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:19, closed)

And
it's one hell of a public service Bert!

I see he's had to go for the kiddy fiddling thing again, didn't the courts clear you on that one?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:24, closed)

Nope
I was let off with a caution. The judge said they deserved it, and they were very pretty little boys after all.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:29, closed)

Well fuck you both.
Here I am, defending my honour from an unprovoked attack, and cunts like you are jumping on the Monkeysex-bandwaggon.

You're the cancer that's killing QOTW.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:26, closed)

I think you'll find that
You're the cancer that's killing QOTW.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:29, closed)

Defending your honour?
What the fuck are you on about?

Are we back in medieval times? Are you going to come after me with your collection of knives or something?

I'm not part of the cancer, you;re part of the stagnating of QOTW with your 'oh look, soemone got hurt' stories
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:29, closed)

Haha!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:30, closed)

Hi Five
for mutual retort!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:31, closed)

That's fucking rich, coming from you.
You're a nobody, jumping into the spotlight for a desperate attempt at making a name for yourself.

Fucking pathetic.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)

Ooooh!
Someone's getting all pissy now!

So what if I'm a no one on an internet board, that's not likely to keep me crying into my pillow at night.

Unlike you I have a life outside of this while you appear to be stuck on here at all times of the day and night, you seriously need to get a life.

Oh yeah, and knives are bad mmmkay?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:38, closed)

A life outside of this?
Honestly?
Judging by your stories (which, incidently read like a mongoloid is randomly poking your keyboard) you've got about the most boring "life" of anyone I've ever come across on here.

Anyway, I'll let you get back to your sucking up.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:49, closed)

Sucking up?
Whatever, I'm doing it because I think it must be rag week (year? life?) for you and you;re lashing out for no reason...

Admittedly my writing isn't up to the standard of quite a few other luminaries on these pages and not even yours but at least I sometimes try to vary my themes and what I write about but your are just some type of template where you try and shoehorn in a dull story into the current theme. I'd like to say that you do it well but you possess less talent than Callum Best on a bad day.

Face it, your sad and pathetic little rants and outbursts are gong down as well as Bernard Manning at the local GLB annual meeting
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:55, closed)

As much as your little
Popular-culture reference would normally raise a smile, you've proven yourself to be a cunt.

I think I've proven my point, anyway, which is what I'd set out to do.
Burt seems to have either slunk off, or put me on ignore.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:58, closed)

Ouch
A nasty boy on the internet called me a cunt...

I'm hurt and disgusted, I'm going to cry to my mum (or yours)

So you've had to lower yourself to just insulting soemone, very fucking high brow.
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:03, closed)