"writing ability"?
He churns out more retarded shite than Jordan's foetid womb.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:30, 2 replies)

Unlike you
who has all the prowess of Jade Goody's prolapsed haemorrhoids.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:31, closed)

You leave Jade alone.
She's got cancer, so she should be treated with the respect that she deserves.
She's got a special place in Heaven reserved for her, next to Baby P and Diana.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:33, closed)

Whatever
She'll soon be wif da angels!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:34, closed)

Ooh now...

We don't want to start on Lil' Ol' Pooflake do we?

...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:40, closed)

I'll start on
Whoever the fuck I want.

But not you.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:41, closed)