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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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More photo fun...

Last night Captain Placid & I were round my brother's shagpad, and the conversation drunkenly stumbled onto my 'belming' school photo.

He then informed me of a time when he was young and they took one of those 'entire school' photos...

The kind that stretch for what seems like 20 feet and are taken with a camera that slowly moves along to create a sort of 'panoramic' effect.

It appears my brother seized the opportunity for mischief and as soon as the camera had moved past him, he ducked out of the shot, only to appear somewhere later down the throngs of students.

He showed up 4 times in the same photo overall.

On the discovery of this prank, the reward for his efforts was to be 'Caned so hard that for a while I had four arse cheeks'

Good times.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:24, 5 replies)
How bizarre...
I was telling my Dad about this weeks question last night and he told me a pretty much identical story to yours. Liverpool college circa 1955 ish... Perhaps?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 18:54, closed)
Saying 'good times'
reminds me of that hairy twat from The friday night project.

I want to hurt him with pliers.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:26, closed)
I could say 'Happy Days'

But then I'd think of Phil Tufnel, and I'd feel the need to chop off my own kneecaps and insert them up my clay-pit with rage.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:52, closed)
Your bro's a hero.
How could he tell when it had gotten past him, though?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:29, closed)
Ooh I'm not sure...

I think the cameras are on a kind of mechanical spinney / whirring effort* and considering the line of kids would have been hundreds across, I think it was pretty easy to tell.

But to be honest, I was so pissed last night that I'm surprised I remember the story at all.

In fact, I was so reekingly arseholed that I'm now enjoying the lovely gout again and am posting this from my deathbed...

*highly technical term for engineers only
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:44, closed)

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