I was never the naughty kid, but
I was sarcastic as hell and damned sneaky. I had a few close friends and I had a few people who would hang around with our group regardless of the fact I had pointed out how irritating this was. One girl, I will call her Jenny as that is her name, was mind blowingly annoying. She had frizzy hair, cronic dandruff, bad teeth(you could see the plaque people!) an obvious love of fatty foods and an apparent inability to realise when she was being ditched.

The first annoying thing was that she was a spoilt little brat and everything had to be done her way - even things she had little to no idea about!
Secondly, after that Libterty X song "Sexy" came out, she would sidle up to me and sing that word at me with a disturbing smile. I never smiled back, I was constantly trying to swollow the bile that had surged into my mouth.

She would hang around like a freaking limpit. Then our little group discovered that at lunch time there was a porter cabin that would often be left unlocked, and whilst it was supposedly off limits, it became our new lunchtime hideaway. It was a great place to sneak the odd bevvy in and as it was behind the school we could ditch the evidence in the skips. Jenny didn't like this. It wasn't a good thing, especially for underage kids. So I told that since I wasn't a smoker so I needed something to get me through the day and if she didn't like it she could go and hang around with someone who gave a fuck.

That still didn't work. But we got fed up, our little group, of the huffing and tutting that would turn up every lunch time even though she had been told to piss off. So I hatched a plan.

From the cabin you could see up the path that led round to the playground, so whenever we saw her comming we would pile into the store cupboard in the classroom and hold it shut. We would here her come in, call for us, demand we stop hiding and sit around a while until she left. She never caught on :-)

Oh, and there was the time I pinned a girl to a wall by her throat and threatened to break her teeth (I had no idea how) because she called me an "ugly munter who no one would touch with a barge pole", but I was a hormonal little thing. And I was pretty, damn it!
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:04, 5 replies)

i bet you weren't.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:35, closed)

perhaps
it was a bit like a "Fight Club" scenario.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:04, closed)

Yeah
Pretty ugly. AMIRIGHT
(Bababoon, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:28, closed)

Annoying people often have very little awareness of how annoying they are.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:48, closed)

I know
Which is why I live in blissful ignorance of how annoying I can be
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:18, closed)