Just another wank story
4th form lunch time. we were allowed to bring records (remember them?) into school and play them on the school dansette in the school hall, like some impromptu crappy disco.
as someone who had brought a record in (probably 'Diamond Dogs', by Bowie) I was amongst the hallowed few who were allowed on the stage area..... where Miss R (the student teacher), had left her scarf. her perfumed, sexy, erotically, charged scarf.
I swiped the scarf and took it into the nearby lavvies and wrapped it around my face while I had a quick onanistic fumble.
I managed to get it back just in time and with no stains
(essexfriend, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:42, 9 replies)

Oh, for fucks sake!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:52, closed)

Loser.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:53, closed)

that was my scarf and it had liverpool fc written on it.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:57, closed)

No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:59, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 23:55, closed)

On behalf of Essex, can I please say, we don't want to be your friend.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:41, closed)

Is all the abuse about the scarf fwap...
...or his liking of Bowie?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:44, closed)

Guys, guys, guys! Wipe the rabid drool off and step back FFS
"Teenage boy has wank" stories are not somethine b3tans usually have a problem with. So he used the scarf rather than the corset page of the Grattan's catalogue... why is this causing all the foaming outrage?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:35, closed)

I am honoured that the BMB (B3tans Moralistic brigade) have taken a dislike to my story.

a) I do like Bowie, even now
b) I had an excess of hormones
c) The story is true, no matter how much it offends the BMB
d) I cant be arsed to feel any sort of guilt or shame over something that happened over 30 years ago
e) dont like it? tough
(essexfriend, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:51, closed)