what's a pork tuba? why would you explore pudding? i'm sorry i don't understand.
(The Dovestonhaunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:06,
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Perhaps he means his penis is a small piece of unappetising greasy rusk and that she had one like a piece of sponge cake filled with warm, glutinous custard.