And also - a tip to any young people, bring a screw driver to school on the
first day of new school year! Firstly because I hear schools are quite rough now and you may need to fend people off, but more importantly - and what I did many years ago - was to bunk off a lesson and on every corridor I could manage (2) reverse (or just muddle up) the room numbers.

It wouldn't have worked at any time other than first day of the new year, few people had prior knowledge of where they were meant to be. It was anarchy and I was never caught. Hooray!
( stevierar, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 0:45, 3 replies)

I'm guessing you were never caught because perpetrators of imaginary crimes rarely are.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:38, closed)

Apart from Saddam Hussein and the Weapons Of Mass Destruction, obviously
ooh, bit of politics, now back to the knob gags
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:23, closed)

Were your school corridors very very long? As I do not
remember this being difficult in the slightest. Perhaps you were just too cack-handed to hold a screwdriver when you were young.
( stevierar, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:30, closed)