Blowing up the science lab
When I was at school back in the 90's the National Lottery had just started up and through them nice camalot peoples, my school obtained a £3 million grant to build a brand new state of the art science block. I was well chuffed when I came back from summer holidays cuz I knew my new tutor room would be in one of the new science labs. All us year 11 pupils were given a massive speech about how amazing these brand new science labs were and how lucky we were to have them and all about the saftey features, such as being completely fire proof and having bomb-proof glass with a special fire sprinkler system that monitors toxic chemicals and blah blah blah... I was soo bored I thought I'd stick a pair of scissors in the electric socket on my desk and turn it on to see what happens (as you do) and BANG!!! Less than an hour after term started, I had single handedly blown out all the electrics in half the school. It took 3 weeks for the new science labs to be fixed and all us year 11 pupils were moved to tempory huts for classrooms. I cant beleive I wasn't expelled, my only punishment was 6 weeks detention and to stand outside headmasters office every break and lunchtime with my nose against the wall. Was worth it though cuz i'd become the coolest kid at school and finally lost my virginity many times over... Those were the days!
(hoodwink, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:20, 1 reply)

The days of bollocks, you mean?
Any lab outfitted in the 1990s would have been supplied with RCD circuit breakers by law.

Because people who outfit labs know that dickheads like to stick scissors in there. You've already gone and fucking told us about all the safety devices in the lab; at least try and think your bullshit through.

Fuck off and learn to spell 'because'.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 23:16, closed)