Chap I know went into a shop in Guidford to buy one of these.
Whilst buying it he made small talk with the chap running the shop who was Asian.
"Sell a lot of these" enquired my friend.
"Loads" says the shop keeper, "especially at Christmas".
"Why so many then?"
"I don't know mate, it's your festival".
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:23, Reply)