I once wee'd at school..
Into an empty beer bottle.
And then handed said partially filled beer bottle to friends who added their own special brew into the bottle. Topped it up with water, gave it a good shaking to produce a beautiful, creamy, foamy head, and gave the bottle to my schoolyard nemesis who took a good long pull, thinking that since it was a beer bottle, had a foamy head, it MUST have been beer.
Oh how mistaken he was.
Having parents called to the school was such a small price to pay for sweet, sweet revenge.
( BeefJerky Hands off my jerky.., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 0:52, Reply)