Not me but...
Someone saw fit to spend their weekend breaking into the school, circumventing the intricate alarm system of sensors and infra-red beams mission impossible style, picking some locks, making their way through various corridors and finally making their way to the headmasters office. They then left a large steaming turd on his desk before making an exit from his window and over the quad wall. This nugget of information was leaked by my Geography teacher. As far as I know nobody was ever prosecuted for this act of heroism. Top pooing I say.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:10, 3 replies)

I bet
it was an inside jobby
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:22, closed)

You mean one of the teachers did it?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:17, closed)

I disagree
It was clearly the work of a scat burglar
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:54, closed)