Giant paper aeroplanes
Back in the early 90s (god im old), a group of friends and I decided to use a giant sheet of graph paper for the best thing 13 year old boys can think of, making a giant paper plane. We waited until the teacher left the room and began the process of carefully folding the sheet. Once it was complete, we emblazoned it with many logos (such as Punjab Airways), one of my "chums" decided to write my name on one of the wings.

We launched the plane out of the large pivotting window and at the same time, the teacher returned and caught us looking rather shiftily out of the window.

"What are you up to?" he asked

"Nothing" came our innocent reply in worried unison.

Nature is a bastard, as a freak gust of wind caught the plane and sent it back up to our floor and caused it to bank smoothly across all the classroom windows, my name clearly printed on the wing for all to see.

Apologies for length and aerodynamics.
( Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)