Not me, but a mate
A mate of mine got suspended from school when he got caught smoking.

Nothing unusual about that, you might say.

However, he wasn't in school when he got caught smoking: he a few other lads were going paintballing one Saturday, so arranged to meet at the only place they all knew: outside the school gates. He got their first and sparked up while he was waiting, as was his right, being 17 and therefore old enough to smoke legally. He got spotted by the headmaster, who was walking past.

Suspended for a week. No amount of arguing from his parent helped.

Madness.
(ScousersPet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)