I think my Primary School teachers may have known that I had little to do with my fruits of these projects
I don't think it was the fact that when the project was to make a bridge, mine was by far the sturdiest, as someone in the class has got to be best.

I don't think it was the fact that my Viking ship never had any chance of floating, I mean, children of that age aren't necessarily going to have the skills to know the physics behind how something floats, are they?

I don't even think it was the fact that my nativity costume was significantly more realistic than the majority of my peers.

No, I'm pretty sure those things alone wouldn't have been enough to arouse their suspicions. I'm fairly sure it was the fact that they were all made of aluminium and welded together that gave the game away. I mean, I couldn't even reach the top of the gas canister.
( ma0sm, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:06, 3 replies)

what the hell
was your nativity costume, if it was welded? were you the crib?
( ascorbate, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:06, closed)

The Archangel Gabriel
in power armour.

Have you not read the Biblee?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 17:03, closed)

This old post should explain
www.b3ta.com/questions/nativityplays/post396291
( ma0sm, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:05, closed)