Thanks for the gift
When I was an adorable 5 year old girl in kindergarten I brought in my favorite toy for "Show and Tell." I was a fan of Sesame Street and my favorite toy was this vinyl expandable tube / tunnel with Snuffleupagus all over it. The fun part was to roll out the tube, the curvier the better and crawl through it on your tiny hands and knees. You felt so triumphant when you made it to the end. Okay, maybe I was retarded, but I LOVED this and was SO excited when my family said I could bring it to school.

So I excitedly bring it to my teacher, and she helps me unroll it and set it up in the middle of the classroom. She promises me we will play later.

When it came time to play in the Snuffleupagus tube, I jumped up like a spaz and crawled in. I made it about halfway in to discover one of my kindergarten classmates had taken a shit in it. They took a shit in my Snuffleupagus tube.
(persnickety I Am The Seaward, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:41, 2 replies)

that is quite a moving story
what a little fucker
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:55, closed)

I feel your pain
For my 5th birthday I had most of my (small) kindergarten class over for a party. I showed them all my new pride and joy; a 3ft square sandpit, and we all played in it in a merry and twee fashion. When I came to take the cover off to play in it the following day, I discovered one of my friends had thoughtfully planted a nice big poo in it.
I was distraught :(
(berk, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:25, closed)