Self-Inflicted injuriesSpanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too
This isn't a question about intentional self-harm
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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Putting on some warpaint at the mirror in the hall one day I felt a massive sneeze coming on. Not wanting to spray all over the mirror (in case it escaped from my hand), I turned around and sneezed violently.
What I had forgotten was that the upright vacuum cleaner was right behind me - had a fantastic black eye for ages.
Hurt like fuck, but I had great fun for the next couple of weeks looking nervously over at my (now ex) boyfriend and telling people "I.. I walked into a door.. really"
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:32, 1 reply)
this really shouldn't make me laugh so much(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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