Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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In my more experimental daysPoppers. "Gets you going!" Well the stupid cunt nearly poured the whole fucking bottle down my nose. "Oops..." My entire face turned Alex Ferguson's nose red, I shook helplessly, like a baby in Louise Woodward's hands, and I was shitting myself that my head would do a Scanners.
I've had better nights.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:21, 1 reply)
Back in my own more experiental days, a friend suggested that if me and my girlfriend took half an E and half a Viagra each it would result in amazing sex...it resulted in pretty much exactly the same scenario as above.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:34,
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