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We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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In a room in a London flat I was doing it in a standing position, thrusting away with her sitting on my computer desk with her legs apart
Worried that she might tip over my new flat screen (back when they were expensive), I decided to move things to my bed. Thinking it would be macho, I attempted to do this without disengagement, picking her up and carrying her there. It was either my trousers around my ankles or my dirty washing on the floor, but I tripped as I neared the bed. She bodyslammed on the floor, and my head (the one on top of my neck) went headbutting through the plaster wall, leaving a hole you could put your fist through. But it all worked out ok. I got my bond back
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:58, 1 reply)
Ha ha this is excellent

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:58, closed)

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