History is a lie
They would have you believe that Man was the hunter, sent to kill the beasties and warr with neighbouring Man. That Women were the homemakers, the childbearers. That sociological changes recently (i say recently....) have brought upon us a different way of being.

This is a lie.

Man used to have a good lie in, until Woman woke him up and kicked him out, nagging him until he 'got off his lazy ass' and did something. Man meets up with fellow men, shares jokes, admires the latest bling (shiny new axes, pebbles, strange yellow goldish looking thingies) then legs it out to the bush before Woman can summon him back for chores. The rest of the day would be spent drinking and fighting with fellow Man, until happily stumbling over a dead possum that would do for dinner.

When he gets back to the cave, he is moaned at for forgetting the sugar.

Some things never change.
(searlichek, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:43, 2 replies)

Herne was the hunter
as any fule kno
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:08, closed)

Mrs Vagabond went for a girly week in Lanzarote last summer with her girl pals
I spent the entirety of my spare time sitting around my flat listening to heavy metal and dub turned up to 11, playing on my laptop, drinking beer and smoking fags, dressed only in my pants.

It was absolutely superb.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:23, closed)