Sex Toys
Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
Your mum's pile ointment
doesn't really work that well as lube.
But I don't mind.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:50,
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I find your mum's piles bleed
Which is natural lubrication, if a bit messy on your sisters face when she noshes me off afterwards
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:30,
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but it works a treat on wrinkles
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:36,
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You leave Wrinkles out if this.
What has he ever done to you?
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:57,
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nothing
that's the point
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:00,
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