Sex ToysLanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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Sex tips for veggie fiendsA much abridged pearoast of a story I've told before, but the nub of the fact is this:
When given a firm, juicy marrow by elderly neighbours,
* DO NOT consider using it some sort of organic wanking machine,
* DO NOT enter it from one end whilst still excavating it from the other end with a spoon,
and, most importantly,
* DO NOT fill it up with water from the kettle to get it up to body temperature
My friend says it hurts. Yes. My friend. From his bed in the scorched cock hospital.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:16,
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