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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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My missus asked me to buy her a vibrator, and always wanting to encourage any interest in sex, I agreed,
I went to a sex shop in Notting Hill, and not having further instruction I picked out a medium-large purple rubbery one (I opted not to get a monster, I didn't fancy going in second or risking permanently over-extending her clunge). However, when I returned home she was disappointed. I'd failed to understand that for something to be called a vibrator, it had to vibrate. What I'd bought was a dildo. I tried to return it, but sensibly they don't accept returns on sex toys, though I'm sure there's at least a market in Japan for used dildos for the enterprising businessperson. I forked out for a shiny chrome vibrator with variable speed. The unwanted purple dildo I tried putting in the hand of statue of a bloke on a horse in hyde park, but the climb was too difficult and I'd attracted onlookers and I bottled it. I ended up tossing it in the Serpentine, where it awaits to this day to rise erect cupped in a ghostly hand, for the rightful King of the Realm
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:39, closed)
Can't wait for Time Team to dig that one up!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:28, closed)
"We're getting something elongated on the geophys"
"Francis thinks it's a Celtic ceremonial club, Mick thinks it's more likely to be Roman. To me it look like a 21st century bush buzzer some cunt's dumped in the lake. The digger is in position and we have two hours left on the clock"
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:10, closed)
If the missus asks for a vibrator and you don't know what to get
always go for a Rabbit. There's a reason why them things are so popular. And why they have rabbit ears.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:41, closed)
this was before it'd come out.
years later I bought her a rabbit. she still preferred the chrome one. I know a few woman who don't like it, and I suspect it's a bit overhyped. some women seem to get off just by holding something buzzy against their clit, and don't need the finicky rabbit pointed tickler. a simple massager will do the trick. Still, like blokes they all have different fancies.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:52, closed)
Oh fair enuff
The solid plastic or metal ones do transfer the buzz like rubbery ones never can!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:58, closed)

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