It seems you don't have to spend much money
on a sex toy. Your local grocer should do you fine.
According to friends of mine in the medical field, who are all entirely genuine.
Take for example the elderly gentleman who came into A&E not being able to poo for over a week.
He had been 'enjoying' a corn on the cob, and lost his grip and then found himself unable to eject it from his backside, hence causing a very painful blockage. They of course had to extract it, and apparently the smell was a thick as gravy and the poor fella cried. Along with most of the staff.
Or the lovely gay guy who decided to tempt his lover on his return to their flat by offering his erect cock as a romantic vase complete with a single stem Gerbera inserted, sitting up proudly as he lay temptingly on the sofa waiting for his lovers return.
Unfortunately Gerberas have a very hairy stem, it went in OK, but pulling it out was another matter.
A very painful visit to A&E sorted him out but I very much doubt it ended up very sexy for them. Then you never know...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:00, 1 reply)

My favourite story in this "what were they thinking??" vein:
(Which is nothing to do with me so I can't post it as a main story) was the guys who decided to make a custom sex-toy by pouring liquid cement into one of their arses. Which they then left to set, then discovered that it was impossible to remove...

X-rays on the interweb, if you care to FGI.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:44, closed)