The thing that's really annoying about this site is how cliquey it is.
I'm actually a blonde female 18yo bisexual dancer with a really keen interest in sex toys, and have loads of stories, but I have to pose as a late 30s straight male office drone here in order to get people to read my stuff.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:00, 8 replies)

& Mrs. Vag is a centenarian school marm
who eschews the delights of animal love?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:23, closed)

Have you just admitted to your wife fucking animals here?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:36, closed)

Note the "Question mark"
I was asking Vag a question. Not making a statement.
Fairly simple grammar there AB.
In answer to your question - AFAIK my missus has had only human sexual partners.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:42, closed)

Not counting you, obviously

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:56, closed)

Of course.
Me. I prefer primates.
*I'm a sheep don't ya know*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 May 2012, 9:28, closed)

Yes dear

( ..wil, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:52, closed)

blonde female 18yo dancer
(username failed moderation, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:58, closed)

stories anal fissures
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:41, closed)