Shower head
Apparently the ladies swear by them. My friend tells me that she has never bothered with a vibrator because of this badboy.

As if the idea of a naked lady showering wasn't sexy enough.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:18, 7 replies)

Is this the real reason we have a hosepipe ban then?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:57, closed)

Totally worth it.

(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:20, closed)

I can vouch for that one. Power showers with varying and adjustable spray heads are the best invention ever.
( Bathory, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:08, closed)

Your showerhead brings all the boys to the yard
you could show me but you'd have to charge.
A bowling ball.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 May 2012, 13:15, closed)

Entry fee: one ticket to the bowling alley. Oh god, there's a pun in there somewhere.
( Bathory, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:51, closed)

Dracula was in my shower. He was biting the showerhead.
"There's no blood in that!" I said. Dracula looked at me. He suddenly seemed to be quite embarrassed. He took his fangs off the chrome, tapped it and brushed his fingers against it. "Yes," he said, "This shower seems to be working correctly. Goodbye!" Then with cape in hand, he hurried out of the bathroom.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:31, closed)

wat is this i dont even

(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:25, closed)