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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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A lengthy one
When Mrs ScousersPet was still a student, she had a mate called Emma, who who could only be dexcribed as "as fit as a butcher's dog". She lived with a mate who's name escapes me for some reason, who was less attractive in a "still would after a couple of pints" kinda way.

Anyway, enough scene setting.

One night, we were round at theirs after the pub. I can't remember what we were talking about but, whatsherface said to Emma "have you told them about Big John?"
"Nope" she replies "should I go and get him?" and off she trots.

When she came back, she was carrying what I initially thought was a black fire-extinguisher, but on closer inspection turned out to be a massive vibrator. I mean HUGE.

While she was inspecting it, my missus pointed to a couple of lines on the "toy" and asked what they were.

Emma said "oh, sometimes, when we come back from the pub, we'll see how far we can get it up us and the other one will mark it"

When the blood started heading back to my brain, I asked for a demo, but they stated they were both "on the blob" which then prompted a discussion about how women living together get into the same cycle and Match of The Day was on, so that was that.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 13:33, closed)

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