Sex ToysLanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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Salad?I had just begun dating my other half - he lived above some shops in one of London's busier areas, the kind which has plenty of 24 hour grocery shops open along the main street. It was the middle of the night and we'd nipped down the road to get some drinks from the shop. Upon walking into the shop he spies the worlds biggest cucumber and decides he's going to buy it for a laugh. Giggling like little children we place it on the counter along with our drinks. Then my man says those oh-so predictable words to the poor old Turkish chap behind the till, "What do you think we're going to use this for? *wink*" The guy just looked completely confused and replied, head tilted, in a heavy Turkish accent "...Salad?" Cue our hysterical childish laughter.
It never did get used, for either culinary or erotic purposes. It sat there gathering dust and going mouldy until it was finally thrown away.
Length? It was fucking huge.
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Bathory, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:00,
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But I bet "Fancy a salad?" became a code-phrase...(, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:23, closed)
I shall admit to having said "Salad?" in a Turkish accent on more than one occasion whilst wielding a sizeable dildo, yes... haha
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Bathory, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:08,
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oh boy, you really do have a lot of sex.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:32,
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This is hilariousIt's like you live in a sitcom
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:27,
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Of courseyou weren't stoned at all, were you?
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Needs 2 more male partners.(, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:44, closed)
No barge poles long enough.;P
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Awh, still?! You're making me sad and feeling unwanted now!
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Bathory, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:46,
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