Sex ToysLanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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Not what she wantedChristmas Day 2010
HER: What . . . the . . . Fuck?
ME: It's called Lego Uterus. Look, it's got directions and everything. Here's the labia, the vulva, the Fallopian tubes - everything. The hips even hinge like the real thing. I know it's quite complicated - 157 pieces - but . . .
HER: [speechless]
ME: You can buy Lego Phallus and Lego Embryo if you like. It's a set. I could get them for your birthday?
She left on Boxing Day.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:20, 2 replies)
I would build the SHIT out of that.(, Fri 18 May 2012, 22:32, closed)
You'll need the lego rectum for that.(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:06, closed)
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