Years ago...
I was in a band with a bunch of doctors. They were for ever telling stories about what they'd had to dig out of people's arses, but one guy had the story that always beat all the others hands down.

The story went that he'd been called to certify a corpse which had been brought into the hospital. This person had put a hook in the ceiling of his house and rigged up a pulley system with which he'd lower himself onto various items which, over time, had grown bigger and bigger in size. On the fateful day, the item in question was the ball-cock float from a toilet cistern. Unfortunately, while lowering him self arse first onto the float, the hook had come out of the ceiling. Unable to move, he'd died from severe internal injuries and been found a few days later. I've never been able to look at a ball-cock the same way...
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)