fucks sake what sort of idiots are you two?
they don't shoot water up their fanny, the sensation of the jet hitting a certain area just feels nice

and as for 'ew she was using her shower to wank', surely that's better than keeping some manky old piece of rubber in a drawer collecting all sorts of dust, germs and shit? and if she was stuffing the whole bloody thing up there, let alone even toucheing the showerhead to her cunt, she's doing it wrong
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:29, 3 replies)

Three words: sex toy cleaner.
They shouldn't be used after collecting grime and dust, it's a good way to get a yeast infection or something.
( Bats, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:27, closed)

Yes, I understand all that stuff
but it's not inconceivable that the jet can get misdirected.

See, the bits you're talking about, and the bits I'm talking about are quite close to each other. Ask you Mum to show you.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:45, closed)

i don't care what she does with it
just as long as i don't have to touch it afterwards
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:52, closed)