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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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I read the 'And Finally' in a John Craven voice
Why are you so upset? And isn't it a little hypocritical to call me names when you don't know me? Look, it's a lovely day outside, why not go out an enjoy the sunshine, yeah? Peace.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:17, 1 reply)
I'm not upset, I'm fucking loving this
If the dregs of the internet like Personality Horse are crawling out of the woodwork to insult me, I must be doing something right.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:21, closed)
Ok, well I'm glad to hear it
Because some might say that explaining that you've got loads of friends, getting oversensitive about photos of yourself and calling people you don't know 'shit-for-brains trolls' makes you come across as a bit of a prick. But don't shoot the messenger, eh.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:24, closed)
I'm beginning to see why his dad hates him and his mum got driven to prostitution

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:28, closed)
I'm beginning to see why you idolise me

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:34, closed)
Those people would be cripplingly retarded, autistic cunts
Who delight in posting pictures of people to public forums in an attempt to embarrass them, or post comments on said pictures, or repost comments from ignored users on said pictures because they just want to be involved somehow.

I'm still vaguely flattered that all of you in interfatty land are wanking yourself daft over pictures of me, but isn't it time you got yourselves girlfriends or something? Otherwise I could, I dunno, post a new picture of myself a week - maybe even something not from a b3ta bash - and you could spluff yourselves into oblivion?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:32, closed)
A picture of you not at a bash?
Who'd take it?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:34, closed)
personality horse says 'a picture of you at a bash?
who'd take it?'
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:35, closed)
You sad twat

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:36, closed)
PH, Emvee says 'You sad twat'
I think he's saying it to me, but it might be to you, he didn't specify
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:36, closed)
"Hey Emvee"
"A fat balding prick said: A picture of you not at a bash?
Who'd take it?"

LOL
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:35, closed)
you're not supposed to take the piss out of yourself
when there are so many other people here to do it for you
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:39, closed)
I'm better at it than you

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:39, closed)
don't put yourself down, Iron Manvee

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:40, closed)
Ahahaha
Yeah, definitely better than you
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:54, closed)
i'm glad you pointed that out
i wasn't sure
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:58, closed)
you don't sound like your embarrassed at all
still at least you've got a pretend girlfriend and lots of offline chums so you'll always be the real winner on the internet emvs
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:36, closed)
And that's why you can't leave me alone

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:37, closed)

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